Martinis get you drunk.
Just fyi.
Tyrannosaurus-Arex
Hello internet. This blog is my depository for all things I find funny, moving, or interesting. I post a lot of text about shit that happens in my life and sometimes porn gifs. Oops. I'm 22 living in Milwaukee trying to do something with my art and anthropology degree before I go get another one. I generally date dudes and like to smoke weed fairly often. Curious about anything else? Ask away.
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2013-05-19
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2013-05-18
Hi, can you help me? I’m not drunk.
— Roger, American Dad
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me on my way to fuck yo man
Source: togifs
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2013-05-16
You had me at poodle.
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- Skylar: Is that a sad girl from tumblr?
- Some other girl from tumblr: Yes.
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I don’t care [if he’s a top]. All gay men should respect their buttholes.
— Skylar
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2013-05-15
Sitting on Brady, watching caricatures walk by.
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Currently obsessed with this song.
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2013-05-11
Almost got locked out of my apartment building at 3am because some idiot broke their key in the lock.
But my boss is giving me his portable table saw so I’m not too mad about it.
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2013-05-10
(via joncs)
Source: vanhansisnet
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2013-05-09
Alud (Landslip)
Performance, 2011 (video here)
Regina José Galindo
the artist’s words:
Water runs.
The body is there, dirty.
The public’s position as observer is replaced by the action of participating and cleansing the body. Motivated, perhaps by some empathy for the unknown individual, hidden behind the mud.(via harinef)
Source: 7knotwind
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2013-05-08
So this happened.
Source: liquidchristmas
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2013-05-06
#aliceglass #crystalcastles (at Turner Hall Ballroom)
Source: sukaira
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Fucking insane.
Alice Glass spat whiskey on me and I accidentally touched her ass.
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I can be whoever I want me to be.
— Me coming on to someone.
