Martinis get you drunk.
Hello internet. This blog is my depository for all things I find funny, moving, or interesting. I post a lot of text about shit that happens in my life and sometimes porn gifs. Oops. I'm 22 living in Milwaukee trying to do something with my art and anthropology degree before I go get another one. I generally date dudes and like to smoke weed fairly often. Curious about anything else? Ask away.
Hi, can you help me? I’m not drunk.
— Roger, American Dad
I don’t care [if he’s a top]. All gay men should respect their buttholes.
But my boss is giving me his portable table saw so I’m not too mad about it.
Alice Glass spat whiskey on me and I accidentally touched her ass.
I can be whoever I want me to be.
— Me coming on to someone.