March 2012
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Wait.
There’s a strip club inside the bong.
“Oh my god. Oh my god. The bong said bitch.”
Watching Evil Bong
And eating ramen, pizza, and fries.
February 2012
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Just took the first shower of the day
And I’m just about to go to bed. It’s been a weird, and intense birthday. But not a bad one. Thanks for all the well wishes e’rybody.
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I really hope Emma Stone is as high as she’s acting at the Oscars.
Best drink ever
Four loko, Budweiser, and squirt.
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You’re the one that gives your all
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Taking a 2 hour nap until 5 am
And then trying to work on a presentation that’s due at 9 is always a bad idea. Stressing out and super emotional. D:
Nothing like a 4am anxiety attack.
Dana: Is this that squirrels thing?
Me: ...you mean Skrillex?
Dana: Yes.
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Losing weight the old fashion way.
By not eating.
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That awkward moment
When the person you wanted to be spending valentine’s day with posts the song you’ve been listening to all day.
Just bought Vegas tickets.
Spring Break 2012 bitches!
Dry Anal Eel
blaaargh:
Anagram for Lana Del Rey
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I guess if I'm going to get the flu
Today is the day for it. I mean, I was going to be in a shitty mood anyway, might as well have a reason to take medication and sleep the day away.
“Every bro ever…is jerking angels.”
– Hana
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“All I wanna do is gunshot gunshot gunshot cash register noise.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
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Mushroom is the BEST FLAVOR of ramen.
And if you have a problem with that you can suck it.
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If you read this it’s your choice.That being said this is kind of a whiney rant that should be a conversation and not me typing by myself in my room. But I am so frustrated with my situation right now I need to have an outlet. I don’t know what to do, how to act with you. When I talk to you I feel like I’m bothering you and when I don’t I feel like I’m being passive...
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WatchI love her and this.
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Ugh. Sad Sack Sunday.
Does playing Roxanne by yourself mean your an...
I mean, my roommate was watching. Does that count? I miss Ecuador.
One of my roommates is either an idiot who doesn’t understand how to wash dishes, or a swine that doesn’t care if she cooks and eats with dishes that are covered in grease and old food. I’m not sure which is worse.
Watchcoketalk:
Here is a clip of Dr. Drew asking Alana if there is any methamphetamine in her go-go juice.
You’re welcome.